Quote #9411
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Quote #9672
The family-that dear octopus from whese tentacles we never quite escape nor, in our...
Quote #9562
Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith.
Quote #6255
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #11479
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist...
Quote #15789
Proverbs are the literature of reason, or the statements of absolute truth, without qualification....
Quote #34331
I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you,...
Quote #2826
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #5058
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight, very...