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A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
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Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
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In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can...
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #30491
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Quote #2955
The classes that wash most are those that work least.
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#1597. Everything is deemed possible except that which is impossible in the nature of...
Quote #23436
Nineties style isn’t.
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There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
Quote #19590
He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.