Quote #28890
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Quote #23531
Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like...
Quote #23988
Human beings are compelled to live within a lie, but they can be compelled...
Quote #18999
Well, I wouldn’t say I was in the ‘great’ class, but I had a...
Quote #26881
The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.
Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #24225
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus...
Quote #117
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...
Quote #5084
Never underestimate your own ignorance.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.