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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...
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To be able to bear provocation is an argument of great reason, and to...
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Books should to one of these fours ends conduce, for wisdom, piety, delight, or...
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Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
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If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember...
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How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to...
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Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the...