Quote #20069
Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
Quote #29167
Don’t sacrifice your political convictions for the convenience of the hour.
Quote #34549
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #19931
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #13348
It is better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.
Quote #11416
Customs are more powerful than laws.
Quote #27436
Walking isn’t a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the...
Quote #442
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
Quote #5993
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.