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Cervantes smiled Spain’s chivalry away A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his...
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Music is essentially useless, as life is.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
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Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. Rich is better.