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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you...
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To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #1186
It did not last: the devil howling “Ho! Let Einstein be!” restored the status...
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Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and...
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I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are...
Quote #34752
Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that’s been our unifying cry,...
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #5124
A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy...