Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #12641
Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their...
Quote #19570
There is no need to run outside for better seeing… Rather abide at the...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #1660
If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through...
Quote #8709
God gives us memory so that we may have roses in December.
Quote #27301
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears...
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #23268
Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override...
Quote #12993
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.