Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #2231
Man is the only animal that blushes — or needs to.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #30035
Other people may not have high expectations of me, But I have high expectations...
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #1320
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
Quote #119
Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.
Quote #8330
Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #26254
Every one of us is, even from his mother’s womb, a master craftsman of...