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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28275

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Mark Twain

Quote #2231

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Man is the only animal that blushes — or needs to.
H. L. Mencken

Quote #1948

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Shannon Miller

Quote #30035

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Other people may not have high expectations of me, But I have high expectations...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28182

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Shirley MacLaine

Quote #1320

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
Buzz Aldrin

Quote #119

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.
Demosthenes

Quote #8330

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28268

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
John Calvin

Quote #26254

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Every one of us is, even from his mother’s womb, a master craftsman of...
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