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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
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People do not want words-they want the sound of battle … the battle of...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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More light! Give me more light!
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Girls just want to have funds.
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
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Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
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Good leaders must first become good servants.
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If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...