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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
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He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #34287
Age iswisdom, if one has lived one’s life properly.
Quote #30891
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
Quote #25090
Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
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Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
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The mind has greater power over the emotions, and is less subject thereto, insofar...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.