Quote #30675
To live only for some future goal is shallow. It’s the sides of the...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #23239
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie’s, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25129
Think on this doctrine,–that reasoning beings were created for one another’s sake that to...
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #22987
The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the...
Quote #17831
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to...
Quote #24057
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Quote #17639
Force has no place where there is need of skill.