Quote #2802
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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Bo There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water
Quote #213
Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are...
Quote #6215
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #34173
Birds sing after a storm why shouldn’t people feel as free to delight in...
Quote #26501
We live in the present, we dream of the future, but we learn eternal...
Quote #9278
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you...
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #6227
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...