Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #10148
Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would...
Quote #29
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #4515
Be contented when you have got all you want.
Quote #15983
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Quote #30185
Time is a flowing river. Happy those who allow themselves to be carried, unresisting,...
Quote #23414
I see great things in baseball. It’s our game–the American game. It will take...
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #3549
There are, however, people in this world who seldom pick up a newspaper, people...
Quote #28330
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...