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When one is grateful for something too good for common thanks, writing is less...
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Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
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Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing nothing spoils a...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #915
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
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To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary...
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #7043
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and...
Quote #9696
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...