Quote #30979
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #33685
Things don’t fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and...
Quote #34163
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
Quote #25424
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a...
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #13178
This report, by its very length, defends itself against being read.
Quote #15439
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
Quote #3029
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.