Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #28463
War will cease when men refuse to fight.
Quote #1006
All military type firearms are to be handed in immediately… The SS, SA and...
Quote #12558
I am a man of principle, and one of my basic principles is flexibility.
Quote #3342
Neither Heaven nor Hell. It is simply Purgatory.
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #11164
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...
Quote #22121
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Quote #2666
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...