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We was robbed!
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A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which...
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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A child only educated at school is an uneducated child.
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Not everybody has to sing the melody.
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Your most precious possession is not your financial assets. Your most precious possession is...
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is...