Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
Quote #26640
We’re all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent — criticism.
Quote #13660
All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention...
Quote #24392
No one is entitled to the truth.
Quote #27263
The Second Amendment reveals a profound principle of American government – the principle of...
Quote #25986
I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.
Quote #23089
An intellectual improvement arises from leisure.
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #28956
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye...