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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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Governments never learn. Only people learn.
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So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place...
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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The essence of success is that it is never necessary to think of a...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
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The most beautiful and most profound emotion we can experience is the sensation of...