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We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered...
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
Quote #9539
There but for the grace of God go .
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #27384
You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
Quote #10809
The world is not made of molecules, the world is made of stories.
Quote #31187
Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is...
Quote #18904
One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to make love when...