Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
Quote #3699
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage...
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Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals … with their...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #161
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #13310
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #15137
Close scrutiny will show that most “crisis situations” are opportunities to either advance, or...
Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.