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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
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So little time and so little to do.
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Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
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One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be...
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Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
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The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy...
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God is love,and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in...
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Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
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You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...