Quote #19178
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #7860
Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what...
Quote #12400
There is nothing glorious in dying, anyone can do it.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #17695
Nirvana or lasting enlightenment or true spiritual growth can be achieved only through persistent...
Quote #17765
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man...
Quote #1692
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Quote #6693
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.