Quote #3692
How good bad music and bad reasons sound when we march against an enemy.
Quote #775
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #16024
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Quote #4897
The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #18785
I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here and I shall exist...
Quote #16651
People in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than...
Quote #9835
There are two things in particular that it failed to foresee:...
Quote #24599
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny the officious demands of policemen, government...