Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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A misery is not to be measure from the nature of the evil, but...
Quote #9440
The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #4136
Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
Quote #10612
Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again....
Quote #29967
Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.
Quote #32881
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #33271
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight...
Quote #4978
Small to greater matters must give way.