Quote #26688
You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as...
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #27416
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
Quote #22831
Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality.
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Editor: a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to seperate the...
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos –...
Quote #3227
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of...