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If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
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I felt like poisoning a monk.
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Love is made in heaven and consummated on earth.
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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A sign of a celebrity is that his name is often worth more than...