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Health is worth more than learning.
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Just turn left at Greenland…
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The worst is not So long as we can say, This is the worst.
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Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived...
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The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach...
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Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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Hell is other people.