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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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The more words you know, the more clearly and powerfully you will think and...
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The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #21261
Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is...
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
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I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
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When important decisions have to be taken, the natural anxiety to come to a...
Quote #14752
As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have...