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Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for thou...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
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Be humble, if thou would’st attain to Wisdom. Be humbler still, when Wisdom thou...
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If you board the wrong train, it’s no use running along the corridor in...
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Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A news sense is really a sense of what is important, what is vital,...
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Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix.
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Everyone who achieves success in a great venture, solved each problem as they came...