Quote #12776
Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #27680
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
Quote #7887
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Quote #6940
The argument is at an end.
Quote #29830
A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact...
Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
Quote #34732
This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Quote #15400
Falsehood has an infinity of combinations, but truth has only one mode of being.
Quote #14347
Were this world an endless pain, and by sailing eastward we could forever reach...