Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #17222
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn...
Quote #5825
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #9440
The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when...
Quote #25756
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Quote #23159
We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
Quote #19983
The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other...
Quote #34453
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #25044
It was a saying of Demetrius Phalereus, that ‘Men having often abandoned what was...