Quote #20055
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Quote #2857
The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...
Quote #30390
The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into...
Quote #31091
The 6s, of course, was the worst time in the world to try to...
Quote #30107
Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
Quote #17346
God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
Quote #2765
Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs...
Quote #11171
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...