Quote #4801
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #3676
looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
Quote #6609
Man with all his noble qualities, with sympathy which feels for the most debased,...
Quote #7383
Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
Quote #19779
The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.
Quote #25406
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of...
Quote #9610
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
Quote #27882
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.