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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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I cannot imagine any other country in the world where the opposition would seek,...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in...
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The strength of the Constitution lies entirely in the determination of each citizen to...
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Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for...
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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
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To be possessed is an admirable reason for possessing.
Quote #34407
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.