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Freedom, then, lies only in our innate human capacity to choose between different sorts...
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Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.
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An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.
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A half-truth is a whole lie.
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Always when I see a man fond of praise I always think it is...