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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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No man was ever endowed with a right without being at the same time...
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
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Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
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War is cruel and you cannot refine it.
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A man who enjoys responsibility usually gets it. A man who merely likes exercising...
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It is by its promise of a sense of power that evil often attracts...
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We know that this mad dog of the Middle East has a goal of...