Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Quote #26941
Consider that this day ne’er dawns again.
Quote #3864
We think in generalities, but we live in detail.
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #25979
The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian...
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #22689
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after...
Quote #16425
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
Quote #33581
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...