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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
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Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.
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The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they...
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Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When...
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Absence is to love what wind is to fire it extinguishes the small, it...
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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Sometimes … when you stand face to face with someone, you cannot see his...