Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28171 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Casey Stengel Quote #20372 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had many of them.
Stephen King Quote #19249 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
Robert Louis Stephenson Quote #17921 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The difficulty of literature is not to write, but to write what you mean...
Lord Chesterfield Quote #22277 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Steven Pearl Quote #15956 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Dudley Moore Quote #6254 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Joseph Addison Quote #19963 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 True happiness… arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one’s self.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #11204 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five...