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There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
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We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling...
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Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of...
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Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.
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There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a...
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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...