Quote #13531
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Quote #33218
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #11245
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the...
Quote #34151
The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder...
Quote #13816
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #18584
When you are right you cannot be too radical when you are wrong, you...
Quote #12666
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #22191
A man must not deny his manifest abilities, for that is to evade his...