Quote #19499
Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Quote #2827
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people we personally dislike.
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #23887
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #20758
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very...
Quote #15428
I will govern my life and thoughts as if the whole world were to...
Quote #8219
We are certainly getting ahead; if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...
Quote #21904
Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
Quote #5608
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Quote #28232
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...