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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself...
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Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
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Better than power over all the earth, better than going to heaven and better...
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Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
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When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
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A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of...
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Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Quote #9681
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.