Quote #2735
I epitomize America.
Quote #6138
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Quote #4014
Success has made failures of many men.
Quote #12111
Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #15609
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #30448
To err is human to refrain from laughing, humane.
Quote #1577
Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in...
Quote #17957
The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for...
Quote #27046
You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt,...