Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #21089
Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no...
Quote #4522
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Quote #12379
I have no money, no resources, and no hope. I am the happiest man...
Quote #20164
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Quote #22898
It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It is that they can’t see...
Quote #516
Actions lie louder than words.
Quote #29829
Profits are like breathing. You have to have them. But who would stay alive...
Quote #16123
There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...