Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #31326
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
Quote #1482
She wanted something to happen – something, anything: she did not know what.
Quote #22210
Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah … who am I dropping this off...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #31273
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Quote #24870
On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half...
Quote #14083
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #24709
The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue...
Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...