Quote #12332
How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.
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There is one universal gesture that has one universal message–a smile
Quote #29808
It’s always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
Quote #6481
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #9578
We must hang together, gentlemen…else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.
Quote #3626
It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do...
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On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days...
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In a friend one should have ones best enemy. You should be closest to...
Quote #7634
So many men so many questions. (Quot Homines Tot Sententiae)