Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #19538
Learning is finding out what you already know, Doing is demonstrating that you know...
Quote #4011
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
Quote #30478
Unless men see a beauty and delight in the worship of God, they will...
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #28455
I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...
Quote #8354
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #2720
Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle...
Quote #34072
If you haven’t forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others
Quote #13821
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...